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A good pun is its own reword! Energizer Bunny arrested -- charged with battery. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative. Some people really like to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time. Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. I fired my masseuse today. He rubbed me the wrong way. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded. I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. If electricity comes from electrons . . . does that mean that morality comes from morons? Some men want a mistress just to break the monogamy. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Sea captains don't like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor. Without geometry, life is pointless. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. More Jokes •  COVER  •  Contents •  < PREV Page •  NEXT Page >