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How many DOGS does it take to change a light bulb? Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got ourwhole lives ahead of us, and you want to stay inside worryingabout a burned-out bulb? Let's GO! Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll polish the lamp and replace any wiring that's notup to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: You and who else are planning to make me? Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeze let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the wallsand furniture. Poodle: Don't vurry dahling I'll blow in ze Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By ze time he finishes rewiring the house, perhaps my nailswill be dry. Doberman Pinscher: Achtung! It's dark? I'll go sleep on the couch. Boxer: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys inthe dark... . Mastiff: Nonsense! WE'RE not afraid of the dark! Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Pointer: Light bulb? There! There it is! There! Right there! Greyhound: If it isn't moving, who cares? Australian Shepherd: I'll take charge of that. First, I'll herd all the light bulbs in a little circle, and then I'll terrorize them, and then ... Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I don't see any light bulb? German Shepherd: All right everyone, stop where you are! Who busted that light? I SAID, "STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!" Hound Dog: Who needs lights. ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz Cat: Let us understand each other, pets do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. You clear on that?     More Jokes  •  COVER  •  Contents  •  < PREV Page  •  NEXT Page >