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The Cannibals         Several cannibals were recently hired by a big corporation. "You are all part of our team now," said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing.         "You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteriafor something to eat, but please don't eat any of the otheremployees." The cannibals promised.         Four weeks later their boss remarked, "You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with you. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared.         Do any of you know what happened to her?" The cannibals all shook their heads no.         After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to theothers, "Which one of you idiots ate the secretary?" A hand rose hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals continued, "You fool! For four weeks we've been eating Managers and no one noticed anything, butnoooooo, you had to go and eat the secretary!" More Jokes  •  COVER  •  Contents  •  < PREV Page  •  NEXT Page >