A HOT NEW SET OF E-JOKES We're sending a big "Thank You" to Roz in New Jersey this month. So will you when you read these whoppers!

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway). Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. A backward poet writes inverse. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Better pay your exorcist or you'll get repossessed. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blown apart. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under. Your calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. A plateau is a high form of flattery. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat More Jokes •  COVER  •  Contents  •  <PREV Page  •  NEXT Page>