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(Our thanks to Cecelia
for these double-take jokes!)

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1..  Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

2..  Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

3..  Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage,

4..  Burglarize: What a crook sees with.

5..  Control: A short, ugly inmate.

6..  Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

7..  Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.

8..  Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.

9..  Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

10..  Left Bank: What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

11..  Misty: How golfers create divots.

12..  Paradox: Two physicians

13..  Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14..  Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.

15..  Polarize: What penguins see with.  

16..  Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17..  Relief: What trees do in the spring.

18..  Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.

19..  Seamstress: Describes 250 pounds in a size 6.

20..  Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.

21..  Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official.

22..  Subdued ....  like a guy, like works on one of those, like, submarines, man!

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