THE NEWEST & BEST E-JOKES WE-VE SEEN LATELY This month's thanks, from the E-Zine funnyfolks, to our friends, Judith and Casey

FAST LAUGHS LIST — Ready, Set — GO! Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead possums. Thestewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrionallowed per passenger." Two boll weevils grew up in the deep South. One went to Hollywood andbecame a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields andnever amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as thelesser of two weevils Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire inthe craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak andheat it, too. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up tothe bar and announces: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a rootcanal? He wanted to transcend dental medication. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing inthe lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about anhour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "Butwhy?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't standchess nuts boasting in an open foyer." A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to afamily in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain;they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to hisbirth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that shewishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They'retwins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." ELEPHANT JOKE Q. Why do elephants paint themselves blue? A. So they can disguise themsleves as blueberries. TARZAN AND JANE JOKEs Q. What did Jane say when she saw the blue elephants stampeding? A. "Look, Tarzan. Those elephants are blue!" Comment: Jane was very clever, so she saw through the elephants' disguises. Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the blue elephants stampeding? A. Tarzan said, "Get the hell out of the way, Jane!" Comment: Tarzan is color blind, but he has his priorities straight. More Jokes  •  COVER  •  Contents  •  < PREV Page  •  NEXT Page >