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INVESTMENT ADVICE: SEVEN NEW STOCKS TO WATCH We just got an inside tip, so keep it close to your vest, but in the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, I wanted to make a few close friends and family aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2003-04 and make yourself a bundle: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers plan to join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker 3. 3M expects to merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! That's all for now. Invest wisely. Heh-heh Okay, that's it unless you want . . .More than a year of MORE Jokes More Jokes  •  COVER  •  Contents  •  < PREV Page  •  NEXT Page >