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The Dachshund
Anton and Graccius were competing to be Master of the Universe, and they
decided to settle their dispute once and for all with one dog fight.
They would each take off 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the
world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the
world.
Graccius found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs
in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and
removed his siblings,which gave him all the milk.
Anton went to work on his project also.
After 5 years, Graccius and his pals came up with the biggest, meanest
dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5
inches thick and nobody could get near it. They were ready
When the day came for the dog fight, Anton showed up with a
strange-looking animal: a 9-foot long Dachshund that hardly looked like
a dog at all.
Everyone felt sorry for Anton because there was no way that this dog
could possibly last 10 seconds with the Gracci dog.
When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of its cage, and slowly waddled over towards Graccius's dog.
Graccius's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the
American Dachshund — but when it got close enough to bite, the
Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Graccius's dog in one gulp.
There was nothing left of his dog at all.
Graccius came up to Anton, shaking his head in disbelief,
"We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best
people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler
female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."
"I used a different system," said Anton. "But I must admit that it
took our make-up artists the whole five years to get that alligator look
like a weiner dog."
Yuk-yuk!
Okay, that's it unless you want . . .A whole bunch MORE Jokes
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