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Ready . . . set . . . time for work!
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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I couldn't concentrate and I got canned.
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Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, When I couldn't hack it, they gave me the axe.
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After that I tried to be a tailor, But I just wasn't suited for it -- anyway, it was a so-so job.
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Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.
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Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have thyme.
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I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.
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My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.
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I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have enough patience.
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Next was a job in a shoe factory, I tried hard but I just didn't fit in.
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I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.
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Later I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company. I quit because the work was too draining.
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So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
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After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.
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My last job was working at a coffee house. I quit that because it was always the same old grind.
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So at last I retired. It's kind of a sleeper right now, but it could turn out to be just dreamy.
Yuk-yuk!
Okay, that's it unless you want . . .A whole bunch MORE Jokes
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