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NEWSPAPER HEADLINES IN 2035
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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, California.
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White minorities continue trying to have English recognized as California's
third language.
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Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.
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Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
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Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Syria Afghanistan and Lebanon.)
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North Korea still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least
ten more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
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Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
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George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
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Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces
mail delivery to Wednesday only.
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35-year study: Diet and Exercise are the keys to weight loss.
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Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
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Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
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Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.
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New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers, fly
swatters, and rolled up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.
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Capital Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.
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IRS sets world tax rate at 75%.
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Florida voters still having problems with voting machines.
Haw-haw!
Okay, that's it unless you want . . .A whole bunch MORE Jokes
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