FreeLook BookStore

Home

Our Picks Classics Club E•Zine About Us

COVER  •  Contents  •  < PREV Page  •  NEXT Page >  •  More Jokes

Jokes!
WHAT IS THIS? MORE GREAT JOKES!

Thank you Doreen!

Simply Simple...

IDLE THOUGHTS OF A SIMPLE MIND
  • I planted some bird seed. A bird came up.
    Now I don't know what to feed it.
  • I had amnesia once — or twice.
  • I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what?
  • Protons have mass?
    I didn't even know they were Catholic.
  • All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
  • If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.
  • What's this about a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
  • They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.
  • Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up,
    he'll never be able to merge his car onto a freeway.
  • Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.
  • Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
  • What if there were no hypothetical questions?
  • One nice thing about egotists:
    They don't talk about other people.
  • When the only tool you own is a hammer,
    every problem begins to look llike a nail.
  • A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
  • What was the greatest thing before sliced bread? Hmmmm?
  • My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies.
  • I used to be indecisive.
    Now I'm not sure.
  • The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
  • How can there be self-help "groups"?
  • Is there another word for synonym?
  • Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
  • The speed of time is one-second per second.
  • Is it possible to be totally partial?
  • What's another word for thesaurus?
  • Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?
  • If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
  • Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground,
    and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.
  • It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.
  • Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Okay, that's it unless you want . . .A whole bunch MORE Jokes

COVER  •  Contents  •  < PREV Page  •  NEXT Page >


HOME  •  Picks  •  Classic Club  •  Top Of Page

Copyright © 2003-2011 FreeLook BookStore. All rights reserved.