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A couple went to their local Chinese restaurant. They perused the menu and
finally agreed to share the chef's special, Chicken Surprise.
The waiter brings over the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just
As the wife is about to start in on the meal, the lid of the pot rises
by a tiny amount and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking
around before the lid slams back down.
"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband. He hasn't so she
asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
and he sees two beady little eyes looking around before it firmly slams
back down.
Rather perturbed he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
and demands an explanation.
Well, sir," says the waiter, "What did you order?
We both chose the same," he replies, "the Chicken Surprise.
"Oh, I do apologize. This is my fault," says the waiter...
By mistake, I've brought you the Peeking duck.
AND ALSO . . .
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing
could dampen Susan's excitement, not even her parents' nasty divorce.
Her mother, Sheila, finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Susan was horrified to learn her new young stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress as her mother. She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie flatly refused.
"Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress. I'll look like a million in it!"
Susan told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind, dear. I'll get another dress. After all, it's YOUR special day, not hers."
Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch, Susan asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it."
Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear! I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"
(Oh, SHAME on her!)
Okay, that's it unless you want . . .A whole bunch MORE Jokes
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