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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the
second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how
could you tell?
4. When they wrote the first dictionary, where did
they find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a
whack?
6. Why does "slow down" mean the same
thing as "slow up"?
7. How come "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the
same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when
we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made
for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it's really "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the
unexpected expected?
13. Did you ever notice that a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite
things?
15. Shouldn't "phonics" be spelled the way it sounds?
16 If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay
you to do it?
17. If all the world's a stage, where does the
audience sit?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If a cross-eyed guy had dyslexia, could he read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a
remote control when you
know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments
in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels ? Aren't we clean when
we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have
one?
27. You know, Christmas is a special time. What other time of the year do you
sit in front of a dead
tree and eat candy out of your socks?
Okay, that's it unless you want . . .A whole bunch MORE Jokes
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