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Touche'
He said: "Well, it's not a midlife crisis, but when you and I were
married 36 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a
sofa bed, and all we could afford was a 10-inch black-and-white TV, but
I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old. Now, we have a nice
house,a nice car, a big bed, and great big plasma screen TV, but
I'm sleeping with a 59 year old woman! Honey, it just seems like
you're not holding up your side of things."
So she said: "Why darlin', maybe you're right, so . . . you go out
and find yourself a hot 20-year-old blond to sleep with, and I'll see
to it that you get to live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car,
sleep on a sofa bed, and all you can afford is a 10-inch black-and-white
TV."
Murphy's Law of Computing
1. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.
2. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer,
it's probably obsolete.
3. The first place to look for information is in the section of the
manual where you least expect to find it.
4. When the going gets tough, upgrade.
5. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
6. To err is human . . . to blame your computer for your mistakes is
even more human, it is downright natural.
7. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
8. If at first you do not succeed, blame your computer.
9. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have
evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.
10. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
11. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely
what you want to do.
Okay, that's it unless you want . . .
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