THE PUZZLED BLONDE|
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
So the boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
When he get there, she shows him the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
Then he takes her by the hand and says, "Second, Let's have a nice cup of
tea, and then....."
He sighed, "We're going to put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
Okay, that's it unless you want . . .
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